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Joke of the Day

"My One A Day multivitamins actually have directions on the bottle - ""Take one multivitamin daily."" Hmmm"

"Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?"

"Do you know what a lot is? Two words."

"Why did the hard drive crash? Because it had a bad driver."

"My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes."

"One I made up..... What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle? A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh."

"Define ""Will"" Isn't it obvious? It's a dead giveaway!"

"I would rather cuddle then have sex. If your good with grammar you'll get it."

"You have to chose between your SO and one million dollars. What is the first thing you would buy?"

"Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison."