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Joke of the Day
"Whats 12 inches long, rock hard, and full of semen? The sock under my bed."
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"Just like winning the lottery... Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. To my horror they were right.....we had 6 matching balls."
"Did you hear about the straight white male viscount who ruled with an iron fist over one field? He was an oppressive shitlord."
"A ghost from last century left a YellowBook at my door like the Internet never happened."
"Men You know how they say ""why buy the cow if you get the milk for free?"" Well I say, ""why buy the whole pig for a little sausage..."""
"Bridge is like sex If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
"Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I'm bored of paying for things"
"I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad."
"Why do all blacks have acne? Because they all have black heads."
"Why are people reluctant to eat pudding that is past its expiration date? Because it is off pudding."