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Joke of the Day

"Excuse me, miss. I'm sure you hear this everyday but... ... do you know where the nearest McDonald's is?"

"Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross."

"Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like ""East."""

"Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays."

"I scream, You scream, We all scream Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again."

"How do you put spaghetti to sleep? You cover it in peanut butter until it dies. My 4 year old made that up, along with a few others. Not sure how I feel about this."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife? Oh, you don't know? I won't ask you to wipe my bum then."

"I never wear red because I don't want to anger any bulls disguised as cab drivers or businessmen."

"Why is the Computer D Drive always sad? D:"

"being in a club at my age feels more like i'm being set-up for an episode of ""To Catch a Predator"""