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Joke of the Day
"I haven't swam competitively since I was a sperm."
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"What is the biggest battery size? The D. It's huge."
"[Me at job interview] And, how seriously does your company take allegations of witchcraft?"
"Before listening to your opinions on current events, I'm going to first need to check your DVR recordings for reality TV dating shows."
"What do you call a Russian with Tourettes Syndrome? Yukanol Fukov"
"I wonder if skunks ever think, ""why do I smell like a pound of weed?"""
"I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders."
"I had a pet owl that like to sing songs to me... ...it was really a hoot."
"Aliens who abducted a drunk Russian gave in... and let him drive for a bit."
"Polish Joke anyone? Knock, knock. Who's there? A Polish burgular."