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Joke of the Day

"Hitler did nothing wrong.... He wanted a glass of juice, not to gas the jews!"

"I texted my girlfriend Ruth last night to let her know she was dumped ... I wanted to be ruthless"

"How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow? He looks for fresh prints."

"Immigration jokes are funny But some just cross the line..."

"I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now I'm really jealous of deaf people."

"Whoever coined the term ""gross profit"" wasn't getting paid for their job."

"If I were to ask you out, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade....."

"A mugger jumps out in front of a university student... ...and shouts ""your money or your life!"" The student keeps walking, and says ""Sorry mate, I'm a Computer Science student. I don't have either""."