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Joke of the Day
"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible."
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"Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other COCK!"
"Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War? He doesn't work well with Vision"
"I like my coffee like Thomas Jefferson likes his women Hand picked from a field."
"A couple have a lot of sex They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins. Some say she cheated."
"Santa joke Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only cums once a year, and when he does it's down a chimney."