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Joke of the Day
"For #BackToTheFutureDay try and get your mom to hit on you."
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"Why is diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your genes."
"camouflage training Drill Sergeant: ""I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"" Corporal: ""Thank you sir."""
"A Roman walk into a bar A Roman walks into the bar, hold up 2 fingers and say '5 beer please'"
"""Hello, 912"" wait did u say 912? ""yup"" I meant to dial 911 ""happens all the time"" lol I'm such a goof ""haha right?"" my neighbor got stabbed"
"I'm capable of having female friends. We can totally snuggle naked and I won't try anything funny."
"one of those 60 second cooking videos but for how to cover up an accidental manslaughter"
"What did the homophobic dad say when he heard his gay son was in a coma? At least he's a vegetable now instead of a fruit."
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? A woman will blow one every time."
"I was arrested for killing a black man I thought I would be charged with murder, but instead I was charged with impersonating a police officer."