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Joke of the Day
"I can't stop drinking about you."
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"[NSFW] The worst part about kissing my wife after a blowjob... Is wondering if she can taste the other guy's dick."
"How do you spot a vegan at a party? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
"An Oedipus slip is where you say one thing... ...and fuck your mother."
"Don't be an ass, be an arse. Do it with class."
"Procrastination is a dish best served eventually."
"viscoelasticity is a bit creepy"
"I know a joke about frequencies But I'll not share it, because the punch line is so bad it hertz."
"I've honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people"
"*Scrawls ""HELP ME, MY PARENTS ARE VEGANS!"" on gas station restroom mirror*"