194099

Joke of the Day

"Have You Heard of the Arabic Santa Clause? No? Me either. It's because he's on the No-Fly list."

"How do Jews fight? With JewJitsu"

"The thing about driving in Lebabon the traffic can get Beirutal!"

"I'm worried my dog will never find out who's a good boy."

"What do you call a dog riding in a submarine? A subwoofer."

"*nudges widow at funeral* are you thinking Arby's"

"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."

"Why did the guy not draw a circle? Because there was no point."

"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? (updated) ""Cuz he just got dunked on!"""

"She was a no-nonsense, high powered executive who played hard but never had time for love. He was a dog who thought he was people."