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Joke of the Day
"Why was the blonde upset when she got her Drivers License? Because she got an F in sex."
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"Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?"
"""Oh holy shit, what the hell is this!"" -people who request songs on the radio discovering the internet for the first time"
"!false It's funny because it's true"
"Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight? They're no longer on a first-name basis."
"*on a 1st date* Her:..and I have 3 cats Me: Swipe left H: Did you say ""swipe left""?! M: H: M: *panicked whisper* swipeleftswipeleftswipeleft"
"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"
"I'm going to rehab I realized I need help when I stuck my dick in coke and my razor in a hooker"
"Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital? He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!"
"Where does marine wildlife get treated? The Squid-ward."