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Joke of the Day

"Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you're bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it's known as Squid Pro Quo."

"Wanna hear a funny joke? Womens rights."

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

"Border collies are not very inbred... You know what dogs *are* inbred? Hotdogs."

"I used to go to church as a kid. I got so tired of having to kneel, and sit and stand-up all the time. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"

"At the risk of offending my fans, I finally bought an air conditioner"

"I orgasmed during the sermon today. It was my cum to Jesus moment."

"Weed is not a drug, its a plant. Therefore, I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a florist."

"You can learn a lot about your kids by simply turning off the TV and talking. For example I discovered that mine are really boring."