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Joke of the Day

"The worst thing about doggie style is you can both see your kid come into the room."

"My best friend thinks I'm a stalker ...well he's not really my friend....yet."

"I went out to eat and told the waiter I wanted the steak bloody rare. He asked if I was worried about the mad cow, to which I replied..... ..... No. My wife will cheer up after you take her order."

"I'm hungry. Nice to meet you, Hungry!"

"What happens when you turn on a computer? You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it."

"When I date single moms, I tell the kids ""I'm just trying to fill the hole left by your father;"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye'd think it was R, but his first love be the C."

"It's my mate's birthday today. He doesn't drink, smoke, gamble or cheat on his missus. We've got no idea how to celebrate it."

"They should roast Tom Cruise sometime... Call it the Cruise-ifixion"