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Joke of the Day
"The worst thing about doggie style is you can both see your kid come into the room."
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"I was almost in a devil's threesome once, but at the last minute the other guy backed out. So i looked at the girl and said... ""Well that's a load off your back"""
"How do street drugs get into the prisons? Not really sure, but my best guess is that some assholes smuggle them in."
"I hate recursion, irony, and the Oxford Comma."
"If you lost my trust, don't expect that sh*t back."
"Is it considered sexual assault to masturbate while cyber bullying? If so, I owe a pretty heartfelt apology to some members of PlaystationNetwork."
"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to....unless you're in prison."
"Man walks into a bar and asks, ""Can I have a Colt 45?"" ""Sorry Sir,"" comes the reply ""We have sold out"". ""OK, no problem, can I have a Luger and Lime instead?"""
"What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !"
"A bad builder blames his fools *Tools Fucking keyboard"