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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo? An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal."

"The bloke who invented the time machine has died. RIP Dave Jones. 1974 1746."

"...and the bartender says, ""sorry. We don't serve time travellers."" http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsvu6/a_time_traveller_walks_into_a_bar/"

"Click for Joke! You're good looking."

"""Help me, I'm slowly turning into a ghost from the top down."" -Mrs. Butterworth"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again."

"Somebody just told me they were bad but they didn't say ""cha'mone"" afterward so haha cmon guy how bad can you be"

"Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school."

"Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance."

"Did you hear about the new restaraunt on the moon? It's got great food, just no atmosphere.."