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Joke of the Day

"Started to compliment my neighbors on their new wallpaper but then I realized they can't hear me through binoculars."

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"[Mom]: My son's voice is changing [Dr.]: Thats normal at his age [Mom]: This is normal? *fax machine noises are coming from the kid's mouth*"
"What's the most well mannered dinosaur? A plesiosaur."
"Why are female schoolteachers always so angry? They have periods every half hour!"
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"What did the salad say before being eaten Lettuce go."
"The Titanic was a German philosopher... It got famous for sinking."
"Nothing makes me feel like this exercise plan is working than the whistles & shouts coming from the jail when I run by."
"Stop giving me life advice, people who don't know how crocodiles have sex."
"Why did the gay guy cross the road? I'll let you know when I get to the other side."
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