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Joke of the Day

"Racism, white supremacy, xenophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc...these things aren't wrong. They're just alt-right."

"Sex is like Kebab. When it's good, it's really good... ...and when I'm drunk I'm willing to pay for it in a roadside turkish buffet."

"A man goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor looks him over and says ""You have got to stop masturbating"" ""Why?"" ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical"""

"What does crossing the Niagara on a tightrope and being given a blowjob by a 90-year old have in common? You don't want to look down"

"What's a neckbeard's favourite element? Manga-nese."

"4k tvs? no thanks i only need one"

"So we're all thinking it by this point! Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F"

"""We suspect you may have inability to vocalise emotion disease"" ""I can't say I'm surprised"" *doc strokes beard* ""Hmm yes.Just as we thought"""

"How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters."

"This joke is may be too vulgar for reddit... nsfw [Removed]"