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"Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet? Har e-potter."
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"For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did... I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through."
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."
"Q: How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near? A: The leash goes slack."
"My 17 yr old grandpa joined the navy during WWII b/c ""he figured if the boat got shot he'd drown, ¬ have to worry about any other stuff."""
"Me: Shut the door, I need privacy 4y/o: But we're family! Me: Families don't watch each other go poop 4:You watch me poop! Me:...take a seat"
"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick. Bonus: what's red and fluffy? Red fluff."
"If Christians made a movie about church attendance, what would they call it? Exodus"
"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? :D"
"New sexual position: The Canada. You climb on top and don't do much."