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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard men get hit by lightning 6x more often than women? The kitchen must be a very safe place"

"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because, they make up everything..."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle"

"Misery loves company, and apparently that's why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend."

"Happy New year America! from your friend Australia. Don't worry I expect it'll take about 18 or so hours for you to get this."

"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't."

"For those who don't speak Spanish: ""Cinco de Mayo"" means ""hold the mayo."""

"If it wasn't for the internet, I would think ""12 Years A Slave"" was a movie about a guy exaggerating about the first 3 weeks of marriage."

"yesterday when I was contemplating my life while playing volleyball I wondered why the volleyball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"You were beautiful in my dreams, but a fucking nightmare in reality."