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Joke of the Day
"What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!"
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"How do deer get revenge? By giving each other a taste of their own venison"
"What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!"
"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches and a peeping Tom watches snatches"
"What do you call James Bond in the bathtub? Bubble-0-7"
"What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree? Thesaurus."
"With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State"
"What do you call a letter written by a feminist? Hate male"
"What did the man ask the bush after being attacked by it? The man asked ""Why did you attack me?"" The bush replied ""I am bush."""
"The three unwritten rules for success and hapiness 1. 2. 3."