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Joke of the Day
"What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD? Anti-biotics"
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"Man have three potatoes in latvia Is joke, such is life."
"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"
"Why did Hitler fail his math class? He couldn't reach the final solution."
"In Russian Thanksgiving... Turkey shoots you. [Meme](https://imgur.com/SHs2Vbt)"
"WIFE: We'd have less arguments if he wasn't so pedantic THERAPIST [to me] Is that right? ME: No. It should be fewer arguments"
"trolls have found a terrible new way to antagonize me. it is called ""retweeting"" and it works by exposing my posts to scammers & crumb bums."
"What do you call a fat female assassin? A killer whale."
"Honey, can we eat the nougat ? ""Is it really hard ?"" ""Yes, but can we eat the nougat first ?"""
"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns... ...go for the juggler."