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Joke of the Day

"What has ten legs and nine arms? Def Leppard"

"I used to be indecisive... but now I'm not so sure."

"My psychic is a talented blind woman. She has a fifth sense."

"How many light bulbs does it take to change people?"

"The problem majoring in Electrical Engineering... is keeping up with Current Events."

"Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common"

"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"

"Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you already know?"

"An Italian and a black jump out of a tree. Who lands first? The Italian. The black is tied to the tree."

"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about men with tiny penises. She said ""I don't think it's in yet"" I said ""Yes, that's the one"""