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Joke of the Day

"A Polish girl got married On her wedding night, she received something long and hard from her husband. It was his last name."

"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"

"""I don't believe in hyperbole,"" she said while consuming an entire horse."

"I saw an ironing board with wrinkles in it I thought that was pretty ironic."

"How can you tell when your wife has died? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up in the sink."

"1) Find short Irish guy 2) teach him to rap. 3) Become manager. Name him Leprechaunye West 4) wait for $ to roll in"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be R, but they really love the C."

"My ex just called me, sobbing on the phone to tell me she has AIDS and I should get checked. The hardest part is acting surprised."

"What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US? A white man makes it to prison."

"There was a failed art theft today... the robber reportedly was foiled because he didn't have enough Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh."