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Joke of the Day
"Roger Ailes buys a puppy. He calls it Colby."
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"Why do Americans spell it as 'color' and not 'colour'? Because fuck u that's why."
"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."
"Does it count as necrophilia if she's just dead inside?"
"Everyone is freaking out because I brought my own gavel to court, no one knows if I'm allowed to do this, the judge is crying"
"Alphaterrorism Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had."
"Shit happens, I mean, look at your face."
"Q: What goes clop, clop, clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop, clop, clop? A: An Amish drive-by shooting."
"the worst part about a shark eating your legs off is when you realise your wallet was in your pocket"
"What do hand grenades and wives have in common? Remove the ring and your house is gone."