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Joke of the Day
"Did you ever watch that movie about the killer tire? It was actually a sadtire."
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"I think my girlfriend might be pregnant... ...I just laughed at a Dad joke."
"Usain Bolt and I have a lot in common I can run for less than 10 seconds and enjoy smoking Degrasse"
"Are anti-jokes still funny? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead"
"Republicans say ""Merry Christmas!"" Democrats say ""Happy Holidays!"""
"A doctor tells his patient he has to stop masturbating... probably NSFW ""Why?"" the man asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Why do orphans go to church? It's the only place they can call someone ""father""."
"(Nsfw) How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate their tits a lot. Edit: I need alot (sic) of spelling practice"
"What do you call a witch who only eats sand? Malnourished."
"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life And you're starting back off at your last checkpoint."