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Joke of the Day

"Did you ever watch that movie about the killer tire? It was actually a sadtire."

"[on the phone] wife: My mom tripped over the dog me: Is she ok? wife: Yeah me: Can I talk to her? wife: Sure *calls for the dog*"

"How did the farmer find his girlfriend? He tractor!"

"side effects of Cialis may include dragging 2 bath tubs outside to sit in to watch the sunset with your confused but supportive partner"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE."

"What do Russians call their barbers? Combrade"

"Why doesn't Skrillex like to go fishing? Because he always drops the bass."

"*sees happy person* Can u stop that"

"I missed the first day of Fight Club But the second day was really enjoyable, I would recommend it."