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Joke of the Day

"It's cute how insurance companies think funny commercials and catchy jingles will make us forget how much we hate them."

"What's the cheapest type of meat to buy?? Deer balls; because they're under a buck."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat The Wheelchair Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat, The wheelchair"

"One Day I hope I can afford an iphone like that girl in line in front of me with the food stamps!!!"

"4-year-old: What's ""saying grace?"" Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave?"

"My bank was worried My bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since last friday "

"I recently visited an only anal porn website, but I quickly left It was full of assholes"

"Passport pictures make you look exactly how you feel just before that much needed vacation."

"Me:""If you ever give me another gift with 'some assembly required', you're dead to us."" 6:*writing thank you card* But, um.. Me: Write it!"

"Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold? Because corners are *90* *degrees*"