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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Italy is joining forces with ISIS? They think the world needs more Italian ISIS"
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"""Well I'll be damned."" said atheist when rapture happened."
"Bodybuilder 1 says to bodybuilder 2 ""hey man, I think we're out of protein powder"" Bodybuilder 2 responds ""No whey!!"""
"Just introduced my teen daughter to Monty Python, thus completing my duties as a father. I will now retire to Florida and await grandkids."
"I try to tell good jokes... ...but they always come out a little funny."
"Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine? It was soda pressing."
"What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!"
"Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube. Now try and figure me out."
"At the rate I'm throwing shit out as I pack to move there's a strong possibility not all the kids will make it to the new house"
"What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage? The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels."