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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with 2 legs. YOUR MOM!"
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"[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] ""Dr that's the model skeleton"""
"First rule of tortilla fight club- You don't talk about the taco bout"
"What never eats at thanks giving? A turkey. Because it's always stuffed."
"October tenth is a day that I rate... 10/10"
"Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? ."
"My weird uncle Dale has a job yelling at cars on the side of the highway. It doesn't pay actual money, but it's cool that he's his own boss."
"If you're looking for an excuse to ruin your life, I'm right here."
"Was watching tv with your wife Stupid bitch, took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."