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Joke of the Day
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? because she wasn't wearing a seat belt"
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"Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box? Be proud man, you've got a pizza!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... I don't like coffee"
"Throwing a grenade at someone who's taking a selfie is photobombing, right?"
"I've noticed... I've noticed, if you're scared of spiders they always turn up in your bedroom. So by using that logic... I'm scared of blonde girls with big boobs."
"What is Hitler's favorite drink? concentrated jews"
"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
"The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you."
"I visited the ghetto once... Didn't see much, i was in the luggage of a car blindfolded."
"Why are dwarfs so good at math? Because it's the little things that count."