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Joke of the Day
"Science confirm that humans can ingest deadly poison or even molten lava. Once"
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"Tourettes What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt!"
"KFC came out with the Obama Bucket.. Its all left wings, and chicken shits."
"[Batman in tears] Catwoman left me Oh no what happened?! I left the door open and she just bolted"
"Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor."
"Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end? It was unmiscible."
"Atheists don't believe in God or the ""i before e except after c"" rule of spelling."
"What ever happened to Hitler's family? He Adolf Them..."
"""Of course size matters!"" My girlfriend screamed when I told her how big it was. Who the fuck wants a small pizza?"
"sometimes i cry when i chop vegetables other than onions, just so the onions don't think they're ugly or something"