199211
Joke of the Day
"What did Euler find in his toilet? A natural log"
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"Woman of my dreams My wife asked this morning, ""How come you don't wake up with an erection?"" I replied, ""Because you're the woman of my dreams."""
"What is light and red? Pink"
"I like to diffuse situations with humornnnnnnnnnAnd a machete"
"I said ""your right"" to my husband this morning. He thought I said ""you're right"" but I didn't. So I win."
"What do you call a naked Winnie-The-Pooh Pooh-nography"
"I heard they are remaking Luke's starfighter group with 25% black pilots... They're calling it Rogue Quadroon."
"Q: Where do Sith Lords shop? A: At Darth Mall."
"Where did Josef Stalin watch pornography? On Redtube."
"Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !"