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Joke of the Day

"So I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should've put it on Aloha temperature."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts."

"What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights? Feminem"

"Did you know it was women who coined the term, ""Bromance""? Yeah, basically the concept of friendship is so foreign to them that they created a new word for it."

"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."

"I'm making a graph on my previous exs It has an Ex axis and a Why axis."

"Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4 :)"

"Remember, there can be only one interesting person per relationship."

"What do you call Kosher ice? Iceberg"

"My friend died at an orgy the other day and nobody knows why. It's a fucking mystery."