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Joke of the Day

"What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus? ""This is my body, I'm nice with jam."""

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"What's black, purple, and hates sex? The kid in my trunk."
"My doctor says I have oppositional-defiant disorder. But he's wrong, so fuck him!"
"What does a new Tesla car smells like? Elon Musk"
"A dead-beat Dad is on AskReddit... He opens a thread asking ""Will my father ever love me?"" He hides the child comments."
"Every dessert is guilt-free if you're a sociopath"
"I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign. So now I never floss."
"What do you call a failed resistance? Ohmless"
"How did the frog die? He kermits suicide. I'll show myself out now."
"Sometimes my girlfriend and i like to laugh about how competitive we are. But i laugh more."