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Joke of the Day

"That chick really knocked my socks off. And I had just finished folding and stacking them, too. Bitch."

"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"""Uhm, EXCUSE me, my eyes are out HERE."" -- Hammerhead sharks"

"A man purchases a new dress for his wife... ...he goes home as fast as possible so he can give it to her before fashions change."

"On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships."

"Batman had the bat signal. If you need to get my attention, hold a Roast Beef Sandwich over a floor lamp and aim it at my apartment."

"My buddy used to say ""why should I wash my towels? After I shower, I'm the cleanest thing in the room."" He's still single."

"Did you know there's a new sub for disputes? r/gument I'll show meself out."

"Canada's four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction."

"Where can you find the speed of light? At C level"