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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom"

"A guy did squats at a talent show... He called it a stand up routine."

"Saudis Arabia recently got siri Saudi Arabian: Siri,call my wife Siri:which one?"

"Pharmacist: need any help? Me: Yes, I'd like whatever Oprah was on when she gave each and every audience member a car"

"A man's Wife says that she wants something that goes from 0-180 in under 10 seconds.. The man leaves for a moment and then returns with the scale from their bathroom."

"What gets really high in Colorado? The average elevation."

"What does a ghost get when he is horny? A booner"

"Did you know that Jose is an American name? It's mentioned in the very first line of the U.S. National Anthem."

"Dust bunnies are great pets because they thrive on neglect."

"there is no way you can prove that babies grow and are not instead replaced overnight with entirely new but slightly larger babies"