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Joke of the Day
"How do priests make holy water? They bless the hell out of it."
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"My wife was harassing me to do some work around the house. I said, ""If I wanted a nag, I would have married a horse."""
"What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"Getting colagen injections in my lips next week 'cause, you know, 'tis the season to be Jolie."
"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the bulb and one to provide suppressing fire."
"What happens when you get a bladder infection? Urine trouble."
"what has more brains than kurt Cobain? the wall behind him"
"Given their destructive force to homes, kids' birthday parties should get names like hurricanes do. Birthday Party Hugo."
"What do you call a gay Asian? Caucasian"
"What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters? They both downed spirits."