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Joke of the Day

"What career choice to hippies usually pick? Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved."

"I just did my budget for June. If I don't buy food ... I won't need toilet paper. I think I'm on to something here."

"You guys ever listened to the music of Yellvis? *YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!!*"

"Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums. He didn't want to Harm Monica."

"Walk into a pawn shop with a ponytail & a handlebar mustache & they treat you like Ray Liotta walking thru that restaurant in Goodfellas"

"I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone"

"How does an international banker have a good Friday night? He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks."

"What's the best about dead childrens jokes? They never get old."

"Ayy girl, are you Ohio? Because we should be Dayton."

"I would like an Instagram feed of the piles of shit people push out of the way to get the perfect shots in their homes."