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Joke of the Day

"Your liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself. I believe that calls for a drink... Cheers!"

"You know, those people who insult Obama and the Clintons.. really need to stop beating around the Bush."

"I hope if I ever get taken in for questioning there's no algebra."

"Apparently the meteor passed within 17,000 miles of the planet last night. Nearly as far away as my wife parks from the kerb."

"This joke isn't funny. What do you say when the punchline's told first?"

"I always click the unfollow button with my middle finger ."

"I wish MacDonalds would hurry up and put the MacBook on the dollar menu already."

"the reason I'd like a female president because I'm sick of america getting fucked in the ass."

"My friend was talking about how he sleeps when its dark around. So I'd advised him not to join the basketball team."

"An alcoholic wakes up in jail He asks the first police officer he sees ""why am I here?"" the officer replies ""for drinking"" The man replies ""great, when do we start?"""