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Joke of the Day
"Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They're thick and tired of it"
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"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool"
"As a priest finishes paying for his hotel room, he says to the cashier: ""And can you make sure the porn in my room is disabled?"" Cashier: ""right you are, you filthy bastard!"""
"[JanSport keynote address] (audience grumbling) ""where is he?"" *CEO emerges from backpack on stage* *crowd goes nuts*"
"[nsfw] What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees."
"My mom got one of the bracelets that help you with balance, so I pushed her into the shelf at walmart. It doesn't work."
"How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb? We're not sure, they've yet to see the light."
"Stevie Wonder Have you seen Stevie Wonders wife & kids lately? - No? Neither has he"
"I was really into the idea of Salsa dancing, until I learned there are no chips. Or salsa."
"If I like my job am I a ""gruntled"" employee??"