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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a priest who quits to become a lawyer? ..... a father in law."
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"I'm against protesting... But I don't know how to show it."
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"If I ever find a dead body while I'm hiking I'm gonna be like finally"
"Who's the King's best mathematician? Sir Cumference"
"A deer walks out of a gay bar... ""Wow. I can't believe I just blew sixty bucks!"""
"*shakes self after staring at ceiling* Sorry honey, I was just thinking about Mitt Romney"
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a Vegetarian. Then you can get there through his vagina."
"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack."
"Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!"