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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!"

"Who was Mako Mori's existentialist monk brother? Memento."

"Why didn't the Jews fight in WWII? They all went camping."

"Three guys walk into a bar..... The fourth guy ducks"

"Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get paid every day, and all women would bleed to death."

"If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears it... Does a hipster buy its album?"

"What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue? I don't know"

"Lone crow arrested... ... For attempted murder"

"Well, I guess I'll jump on the pirate train. What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? Finding a treasure chest with no booty."

"#GrandTheftAutoMemories banging a hooker in my car, shooting her to get my money back, then going home to play Grand Theft Auto."