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Joke of the Day
"Butts Do not like lies."
Next Joke
"I want to grow my own food but I can't seem to find any bacon seeds anywhere."
"What's Brown and sounds like a bell?...DUNG!"
"Finding old food in your teeth is preferable to finding a pen in your fat rolls that's been there since you did a crossword three weeks ago."
"Did you hear about the crazy fight at the fish market? I heard they found two fish battered"
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world 1) Those who are bad at maths 2) Those that are good at maths"
"What's 6.9? A good thing screwed up by a period"
"""Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..."" - condescending con descending"
"How many points do I get if I hit a Pokemon player with my car?"
"*cheats at bowling by rolling into the pins*"