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Joke of the Day

"A guy calls his local butchery... - Do you have chicken paws? - Yes - Do you have chicken wings? - Yes, I do - Do you have pig's head? - Sure - You must look really funny then"

"How did the puppeteer meet the President? He pulled some strings."

"How do you say hello to a femnist? You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in."

"What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection? ""Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"""

"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate 4th of July Surely 240 years of being officially seperate from America is something to be happy about"

"You know I'm glad there are women in the world... Otherwise life would be a pain in the ass."

"Life is that reality show character wearing a leopard print caftan saying ""Yer either gonna love me or hate me, I just tell it like it is"""

"Just a reminder of what day is today.. 9/11"

"How does Hitler like his steak? Nice and Jew-cy."

"What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto."