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Joke of the Day
"Islamophobia is a lot like acrophobia ... understandable to an extent."
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"Where do one-legged people eat? Ihop"
"Husband: Why are there broken condoms on the couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!?"
"My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo."
"Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice."
"A husband came home with half gallon a of ice cream and asked his wife if she wanted some. ""How hard is it?"" she asked. ""About as hard as my dick,"" he replied. ""Pour me some."""
"One time a baby threw up in my mouth & it still wasn't as disgusting as Nicholas Cage's haircut in National Treasure 2."
"Feeling sick at work. Subway to the bus-$5 Bus to commuter lot-$2 Puking in my car-$0 Guy in the car next to me puking in response-priceless"
"That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it."
"You should always carry pepper when you go into the city In case you become a victim of a-salt!"