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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... The bartender says, 'I am fucking done with all these jokes!'."

"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? After you slap it, a mosquito will stop sucking."

"The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"My friend asked me if I was ever going to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe."

"if someone wakes up from a twenty year coma, i hope the first thing they see when they turn on a TV is mike tyson petting his pigeons."

"Oh trust me, I am very racist I ran plenty of marathons"

"I'm gonna have a secret lair that consists of toilets and sinks. It'll be called ""John Sinclair's john and sink lair"""

"I wish that Game of Thrones was on Twitter So George RR had to limit it to less than 140 characters."

"I identified a body yesterday. ""That's a body!"" I said."