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Joke of the Day

"I was looking for hours for my thread on Reddit.. Turns out I was browsing with the popular filter :("

"Why was the chef mad? He had all the money in the world, but no thyme."

"Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq? Because there are too many targets."

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogy in it!"

"Had a bad mixup at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card."

"How do you call mosquitoes where you live? We don't. They just come unwanted"

"A gun is like my penis.... On cold lonely nights sometimes I stick the end of it in my mouth"

"So... I hear Bono's door fell off his plane yesterday... I guess he doesn't like unexpected things happening to HIS property without his knowledge, either."

"What's the Shah's favorite band? Iran Maiden"

"Why did the baker not allow greedy people to eat his goods? Because he wanted his produce to be glutton free."