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Joke of the Day
"The Chinese emperor went out on a guys night. It was the man-date of heaven."
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"Where do you hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond. By the end you just want a club and a spade"
"How do you find will smith in a snow storm?? Just look for the fresh prints. BOOOM!"
"I'm not interested in your cat unless it's on its 8th life and about to do something incredibly stupid."
"I want my coffee like my life: dark, short and bitter."
"Reddit admins once ate a whole Pizza Hut."
"Why are so many computer scientists atheists? Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail."
"I like my slave like I like my frees Coffee."
"Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !"