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Joke of the Day
"The Chinese emperor went out on a guys night. It was the man-date of heaven."
Next Joke
"You know what's gay? Two men having sex. Whats gayer than two men having sex? Three gay men having sex. What's even gayer? An infinite number of gay men having sex."
"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns no, no, no into Mm, Mm, Mmmm"
"Teenage son gets academic honors every year in school, yet he can't cut a straight line with a lawnmower. I believe I am being played......"
"Her: You have a cigarette machine in your kitchen? Me: Well it would look ridiculous in the living room..."
"Did you know that the Coast Guard is the only branch of military with a minimum required height of 6feet? It's so if their boat sinks they can walk to shore."
"I figured out how to invade Russia You destroy all of the vodka then they'll be to sober to shoot straight."
"So a man was reported as having a gun turned out to be an umbrella He was armed and while the umbrella was open rather shady"
"What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine."
"What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess? ""It's stale, mate."""