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Joke of the Day

"One of my black friends told me this, and I didn't know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded"

"All of my best ideas involve jail time."

"DAE accidentally call the wrong replacement when you can't teach your classroom that day? Whoops, wrong sub"

"What's the best way to grease a Ferrari? Run over an Italian."

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see."

"I saw a fat kid sitting on a seesaw all by himself. I stopped and waited for another kid to fall from the sky. I left disappointed."

"Remember when you blew bubbles as a kid he called to say hello."

"My counselor suggested I take Sign language in school... She said it was pretty handy"

"Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops? ...because he can't lace them."

"You're not fat. You're just... easier to see!"