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Joke of the Day

"For the low, low price of $14.95, I'll send you my instructional DVD, ""How to Succeed as a Con Man."""

"You're Doing It Wrong! What did the fellow redditor say when the first redditor put the punchline in the title?"

"When I die, just throw the laundry in my grave with me. I want to die exactly as I lived."

"What part of a hospital does an abortion patient avoid? The right wing"

"Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom? Depends."

"What's a Pedophile's favorite brand of shoe? White Vans"

"How do you kill 20 flies? Slap an african in the face"

"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can't pee soup."

"why did the golfer wear two pants? in case he got a hole in one"