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Joke of the Day
"Someday I wish to experience the moment of joy that seems to only exist in Old Navy commercials."
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"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her."
"Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts? A: Steven Seagull"
"What do you call a blind German? A Not-See"
"Where did you leave your legless dog? Where you left him. And how do you call him? Doesn't matter, he won't come."
"Kids, you can grow up and be whoever you want ........ it's called identity theft."
"""Hey Russell, You Want to Win Another Super Bowl?"" Wilson: ""Nah, I'll pass."" Just saw this on Facebook."
"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Apparently it's an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"Still can't find my keys. I should probably check the everything bagel."
"Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting"