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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"". The horse doesn't understand, s***s on the floor and walks out."

"A man calls in sick... A man calls in sick and his boss replies and asks ""how sick are you?"" Well, I am fucking my sister so pretty sick."

"why do women wear makeup and perfume? They are ugly and they smell bad."

"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side"

"How do sceptics introduce themselves? ""I don't believe we've met..."""

"CUT, CUT!! [Music stops] LOOK IT'S A WESTERN MUSICAL [Rubs temples] YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE COWBOY HAT ON- [Cat runs off] Meow!"

"2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!"

"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it!"

"Room service: Would you like your glass of wine before din...Me:(interrupting) YES."

"What's the difference between a white orgy and a black orgy? Five black people having sex is only considered a threesome."