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Joke of the Day

"Overheard from a 14 year old: Why does Donald Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can pole vault"

"My years of napping and making out with strangers have prepared me for a solid career as a CPR dummy"

"Jack and John A guy in a plane stood up and shouted ""Hijack!"" Everyone panicked. From the other end of the plane a man stood up and shouted back ""Hi John!"""

"What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most? Getting that good D"

"When fighting clowns, never hesitate. Go straight for the juggler."

"The four states of matter: Solid Liquid Gas Black"

"[REQUEST]: Looking for Altitude Competition Flying Joke Looking for the old joke about several pilots bragging about their flight altitudes (?), and then the last one one-upping them all."

"If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done."

"Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant? Because they always miss their target!"

"A few months ago I got a haircut I didn't like... ...but since then, it's grown on me."